Dear Epically Awesome, Alfalfa-Obsessed Mailburro Pedro, I was thinking that someone as awesome as you should be a rocket scientist, not a mail carrier. Tell my why you chose that job.
—Samuel H., Odessa, Fla.
Umm, it was more or less chosen for me, Samuel. The Philmont Rangers said something about me being “balky” and shipped me off to the Boys’ Life editors. Naturally, my special talents landed me the job of mailbag toter.
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