Dear Pedro the Awesome Alfalfa-Drinking Burro, About how long does it take to read an email from the time it’s sent to the time you open it?
—Chris R., Swansboro, N.C.
It depends on how busy The Boss is keeping me hauling the mailbag, Chris. And then it depends on how long the email is.
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