Dear Awesome, Purple Sweater-Wearing, Alfalfa-Loving, Strange-Looking Burro Named Pedro, I just became patrol leader in my troop, and we have named our patrol in your honor. We are the Pedros!
—Alex P., Hanford, Calif.
I am truly honored, Alex. I hope your patrol call is a loud hee-haw.
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